Archive for April, 2009

A Parallel’s Universe

Monday, April 20th, 2009

I’m tired…I think I can actually hear my bed calling me at this point. I’ve been up all night again as a result of what is quickly becoming a ridiculous quest. Simply put, I want to run OSX on my workstation. It should be easy. I mean, after all, every one of the install guides posted on the Insanely Mac forum has a section for the “noob”, the “simpleton”, or the “beginner”. Most of which, ironically, are either difficult to understand or omit important steps.

But the rage here is cryptic as always, so I’m going to be bitching about something else that I’ve encountered as an direct result of my little quest, the Parallels 4 upgrade “process”.

This is a rough timeline of the latter portion of my evening:

11:00PM : My wife (as lovely as she is patient with my vampire hours) is soundly asleep on the couch. I suddenly remember I need to get a bit of work done before I go to bed as I’m taking tomorrow off. I have to do this remotely. Time for some VPN action.

11:30PM : I realize that I can’t boot into Vista on my workstation anymore because of my weekend exploits trying to get OSX up and running. Should be a quick fix…

12:00AM : After several attempts to restore the MBR on my hard drive with the Vista install disc and GParted, I punt and decide to resize/move my Vista partition back to the way it was configured before I started messing with OSX. I’ve had to do this before with another drive, it will take an hour at least…

1:30AM : After the resize is complete, I go a couple more rounds with the Vista restore disc and GParted until I finally give up. My partition is fine, the data is safe and sound, it just…will…not…boot…

2:00AM : I fire up my Macbook and in desperation I try to load an old XP virtual machine with Parallels. I haven’t used it in months. I forget, of course, that I’ve upgraded Parallels since then and thus need to upgrade the VM. Ok…that shouldn’t take long…

2:15AM : Parallels boots up with a slick new interface and asks me to start the upgrade process. It also informs me this process is broken down into four steps. I’ll be referring to these steps by their biblical names.

2:20AM : Step 1…Pestilence. This is the plague step. It starts off with a harmless cough like symptom. You know, that crunching sound your hard drive makes at vital moments when you REALLY need to get some work done. I’m just hoping it will go away soon…

2:40AM : Step 2…Famine. I have no resources available now. My computer has been completely infested by this “installer”. I can barely muster up the RAM to run Firefox and start recording this tale…before it’s too late. Out of the corner of my eye a message appears from the beast…taunting me. “Please wait” it says, “This operation may take some time to complete.”

Some time indeed…

4:45 AM : Step 3…War. This step has been running for the better part of two hours now. Apparently “upgrading virtual hardware” is a pretty painful task. What’s amazing, however, is the complete lack of information the beast manages to shell out at this juncture. I watch the same advertisements for new “features’ go by over and over again while the progress bar stays completely still. Well, not completely still. This is OSX after all, so it’s animated…which means it gives off the illusion of progress while not moving at all. Somewhere from inside the machine, a childs voice cries out in pain.

5:00 AM : I am now wondering whether or not this process will complete in the next 30 mins, at which point I will drive into work…to finish what I never got started…

6:06 AM : I’m at work now. Just wrapped up what I needed to get done. I’m almost certain we’ll still be on Step 3 when I get back home. I’m gonna go ahead and post this now. I’ll be sure to update it later on in the day. Step 4 still awaits…

1:20 PM : Step 4…Death. I mean this literally. I had to KILL the update process because it was still going when I woke up.

What’s the moral of the story kids? Don’t mess with a functioning system too much, particularly when that system is the only one in the house capable of getting any work done.

A Perfect Circle Strikes Back

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Quick disclaimer…I loves me some Pandora. I’ve been a paying subscriber for a few years now and can attribute most of the new music I’ve discovered in that time to their service. I have noticed a few hiccups and oddities in the relationships they create between songs , though. I’ve had 50 Cent show up in a Madonna station, for example. Could be some sonic connection there I’m not yet aware of…

Anyway, up until now I’ve never found any obvious bugs in their playlist generation. But I noticed something tonight whilst listening to my NiN station that I thought was pretty amusing, so I took a shot of it. It’s posted below. I don’t mean to complain about listening to “3 Libras” a few times, but, come on now. :)

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The Hackintosh Matures

Friday, April 10th, 2009

This is gonna be a short post, but I want to follow it up (eventually) with a full blown guide detailing the steps I took to get OSX 10.5 (Leopard) running on my Core2 workstation. I need to preface this with a few things first, so please bear with me.

First, I’m a fan of Apple’s OS environment. I’ve been using OSX on a Macbook for a couple years and overall it makes for a very pleasant desktop experience.

Second, I believe that Apple makes a hardware product that is superior in design and engineering to anything else on the PC market.

And third, unfortunately, I think they charge too damn much for said hardware…

I have no problem paying more for a superior product, but it would be nice if the so-called “Apple Tax” was a flat tax and was limited to something like 10%, but I digress. In addition to having expensive hardware, Apple’s desktop lineup is sorely missing a few machines…and no where is this more evident than in the Hackintosh community, which has seen spectacular growth over the last few years.

I tried installing OSX on my last workstation (based on an older Netburst Xeon CPU) with mixed results. I couldn’t get both my monitors to work and the machine crashed without warning. This was sometime in early 2007 I think. How things do change in a short amount of time…

I just booted the Kalyway 10.5.2 OSX DVD (check your favorite torrent tracker) on my workstation, selected a few drivers, and installed it to an external 320GB drive. Long story short, I’m writing this post from Leopard on my PC, with working audio, video (both monitors fired right up), and networking. I’m in the process of installing the retail version of OSX on second partition I created on the same external drive. We’ll see how that goes. For now, here’s some OSX86 desktop pr0n…

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Digg Dialogg With Trent Reznor

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Trent ReznorI’ve been a Nine Inch Nails fan for quite awhile. I was introduced to their music (well, HIS music I guess) with Closer on the radio sometime in `94 (the CD boombox was still very much alive and kicking). Trent Reznor has always been a cut above most muscians in my opinion because he geniuenly appreciates technology, knows how to use it in creative and provocative ways, and also understands what implications it has for the future of music and even society as a whole. Also, the guy seems to really respect his fans and doesn’t use Nine Inch Nails as a brand solely to profit off them.

Kevin Rose recently interviewed him for an installment of Digg Dialogg and I thought I’d post some highlights from each of the ten questions. The video is also below:

Your business model still primarily involves selling music either digitally or physically. Why haven’t you embraced advertising as a business model?

  • While explaining why he’s considering making nin.com self-sustaining with ads. “There will be a time coming up when Nine Inch Nails goes away for awhile.” What?! Why? When?
  • Only 18% of people paid for Saul William’s album. :(
  • On running his own label (Nothing Records). “…I learned that I don’t want to be in control of and held accountable for other acts because you’re always to blame for what’s good and bad…mostly what’s bad.”
  • On the music industry in general. “The old record labels are dead and the new thing hasn’t really come out yet.”
  • Can you make money on iTunes? “Not that I’ve seem personally.”

What is the most embarrassing song on your iPod?

  • “What’s going through my head right now is do I tell the truth at the risk of uhh…career ending statement about to come out of my mouth.”
  • He starts singing “Finally” by C.C. Peniston. No, I’m not joking. 9 mins 56 secs into the video…watch it.

What advice do you have for up and coming bands who chose the internet for distribution over traditional channels?

  • On major record labels. “They’re not interested you as an artist. They’re interested in you as a means to make revenue.”
  • On MTV as a form of exposure for bands in the 90′s. “…and we saw it with Nine Inch Nails. We went from 500 people a show to 5000 people a show `cause we had a video on MTV. Wow. OK. We could have toured forever and never got up that high.”
  • “Print media has been killed off by the Internet…by the speed of it.”

What tech gadgets, hardware, software, can you not live without?

  • On the iPhone. “…having a computer in your pocket that’s viable. That’s a big one.”

Have the plans to release a Year Zero mini-series on HBO fallen through? Or can we still look forward to a video representation of the album?

  • “…it could be a reality.”
  • “It’s a dramatic unraveling of the end of the world basically.”

What is your favorite thing you have seen done with your music by a fan of NIN?

  • “Right off the top of my head nothing…there’s no clear winner in that category. I will say that it’s…it’s very interesting and flattering for me visit the remix portion of our website.”
  • On remixing. “If I had had Queen’s multi-track stuff when I was a kid I would have lost my mind. Of course I’d also needed computers that didn’t exist at that time.”

What are some of your favorite video games?

  • “I think when I came across Wolfenstein…it forced me to go out and buy a PC because I couldn’t believe how cool that was.”
  • “I remember we were on tour and Doom came out and…it seemed like the coolest thing I’d ever seen in my life. I couldn’t believe how politically incorrect it was.”
  • “I feel like an alternate route my life could have taken was the route of the programmer. And I think that’s every bit an art form as music is.”
  • “I think a lot of the big publishers have gone the route of record labels and movie companies.”
  • “My favorite game of all time is Robotron.”

Will any of the records of your side project Tapeworm, with Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan, ever be released?

  • “The end result was kind of…mediocre..to be honest with you.”
  • “If you’re gonna combine Tool and Nine Inch Nails it has to be…10/10, not 7/10.”
  • “I love Maynard. He’s a good friend and I’m certain that we’re gonna do something together that’s 10/10.”

Since you are a tech artist, are you planning an online concert?

  • “I was talking with James Cameron a couple years ago…and he showed me a lot of stuff he’d been filming with his proprietary camera setup that he has…and it’s pretty impressive.”
  • “I would go see a band I don’t even like if I could see a concert live in 3D just to see what it’s like.”
  • “Getting into the idea of trying to charge people to watch something on the Internet. I haven’t thought this through, but it feels like it gets into that same territory of…you’re selling people…snake oil basically.”

Is there tension between art director Rob Sheridan and basist Justin Meldal-Johnsen over coverage of the Scientology protest?

  • “There hasn’t been any kind of issue like that. It’s just a matter of common sense and tolerance.”
  • “We’ve in the band, for the first time really, we’re all friends and we all respect each other.”